Cor blimey, gov!

Whatho. I'll be using this tumblr to vent obsessions/emotions that I would consider a bit weird to vent to people directly, so I will tell the universe via the vague anonymity of the internet. Enjoy. Or Don't. It's a free country. Sort of.
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WARNING: I may very well post some pure, unadulterated bullshit for which I apologize in advance. SORRY.

The number 42 is the best and 5:15 is also.
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The Strokes

—Is This It

Is This It 

(Source: albertlouishammondjr, via crooners)

thegestianpoet:

actually if you’d like to know why i hate zooeydeschanel think of it this way:

zooey deschanel is the human equivalent of the non-clothing part of urban outfitterstopshop

like all the fake colored film cameras and fake vintage records and old jokes put onto notebooks and fake straw hats

that’s what

i cannot

handle 

She is the human Lomography camera with fisheye lense.

(via crooners)

nosdrinker:

i’m gonna need all girls with really low standards to form a single file line

(via crooners)

stickyembraces: includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism while observing people in a mall and that time when the protagonist had an epiphany about living in the moment while walking in the rain

stickyembraces:

includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism while observing people in a mall and that time when the protagonist had an epiphany about living in the moment while walking in the rain

(via crooners)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(via youremylandahoyy)

oh yeah I forgot I did some art. My sketch book had ‘Don’t Panic’ written on it in large, friendly letters.

oh yeah I forgot I did some art. My sketch book had ‘Don’t Panic’ written on it in large, friendly letters.

sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

People do not seem to comprehend. I despise children. Babies even more so.

(via morijandrostark)