Cor blimey, gov!

I'll be using this tumblr to vent obsessions/emotions that I would consider socially inappropriate to vent to people directly, so I will tell the universe via the vague anonymity of the internet. Enjoy. Or Don't. It's a free county. sort of.
Sometimes I type some words.

ragingqueer asked: 1 and 26

1. Behold! My face!

26. Four things I wish I had

  1. Social Adequacy
  2. A ticket to see Morrissey play in peru
  3. A tattoo or several
  4. The chance to give Michael Gove one good, square, punch in the face

askme a thingabout a thing

  • 1: Picture of yourself
  • 2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
  • 3: Have you ever been dumped?
  • 4: What do you most like about making out?
  • 5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
  • 6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
  • 7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
  • 8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
  • 10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
  • 11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
  • 12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
  • 13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
  • 15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
  • 16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 18: How can I win your heart?
  • 19: What is your astrological sign?
  • 20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 21: Do you cook?
  • 22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
  • 23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
  • 25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
  • 26: Name four things that you wish you had:
  • 27: Are you a player?
  • 28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
  • 29: Are you a tease?
  • 30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
  • 31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
  • 32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
  • 33: Hugs or Kisses?
  • 34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
  • 37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
  • 38: Do you flirt a lot?
  • 39: Your last kiss?
  • 40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
  • 41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
  • 42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
  • 43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
  • 44: Does someone like you currently?
  • 45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
  • 46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 47: Ever made out with just a friend?
  • 48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  • 49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

casually bleaching the fuck out of my bathroom in my underwear using My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy as a gloriously Yeezy soundtrack at midnight

Brummies People who cook for me will receive many hugs.

I need fred perry shirts and to rebreak my black dm’s. Well I say need. But yes.

I want purple hair. lilac, heliotrope, violet, anything.

I just realised that at the boatyard I start at 9am and I have been finding it difficult to get out of bed before 12. And if I can’t get a lift to work I have to get up at 6. Ooooh shit.

I am going to have to completely reset my body clock by saturday. This will be my challenge. Maybe if I power through a whole night then stay up the next day and go to bed at like 8pm the next day it should work. That and if I want to go to norwich or anything I need to get up early or it’s not worth the train fare.

Maybe with this job I will get a tattoo. That will be my big shiny for the summer.