Cor blimey, gov!

I'll be using this tumblr to vent obsessions/emotions that I would consider socially inappropriate to vent to people directly, so I will tell the universe via the vague anonymity of the internet. Enjoy. Or Don't. It's a free county. sort of.
Sometimes I type some words.

Am I Morrissey yet?

It is Morrissey’s birthday so I will celebrate appropriately by listening to life is a pigsty in a poorly lit room.

fuckthereallife:

sehrkosmisch:

“if you wanna eat toast with jam for a week, and that’s all you want to eat, do it.” [x]

I agree that everyone should listen to whatever the fuck they want but eating only toast with jam for a week won’t do you any good

I love you Bjork.

p33tur:

decided to make this one because i have enough of posts like that.
“Fuck Forever” is not a song about life philosophy.
“Fuck Forever” is not a song about sex.
“Fuck Forever” is an answer to the line “What became of forever” from The Libertines “What Became of The Likely Lads”, which means that Peter gave up.
It’s a tragedy, not a fucking ‘YOLO’ thing, so please - stop.

p33tur:

decided to make this one because i have enough of posts like that.

“Fuck Forever” is not a song about life philosophy.

“Fuck Forever” is not a song about sex.

“Fuck Forever” is an answer to the line “What became of forever” from The Libertines “What Became of The Likely Lads”, which means that Peter gave up.

It’s a tragedy, not a fucking ‘YOLO’ thing, so please - stop.

eurovisionthongcontest:

People have this stereotype of British people on here as being all soft and nerdy and polite but remember that our Christmas number one in 2009 was Killing in The Name by Rage Against The Machine

(via venomtelevision)

I have so much booze and I have no idea how I aquired it.

Half bottle of wine

half bottle of whisky

knock off pimms

and a bunch of cider.

pretty sure that’s a good weekends worth of pre drinks

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via i-read-books)